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Joke of the Day

"I once bought a hamster And told it to shank my sister. When it didn't, I shanked her myself, with my dick."

"There are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"I just got slapped by a girl for asking her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I thought this was a very reasonable question to ask her, considering we were at a wine tasting session."

"What is loud and sounds like ""apple""? (scream) APPLE!!!"

"A prisoner convicted of beastiality has escaped. Recent reports confirm he's on the lamb."

"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."

"How do you piss off winnie the pooh? Stick 2 fingers in his honey."

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"How do you find the circumference of a sheep? Use shepherds pi"