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Joke of the Day

"Sucks when good bands have dumb names. ""What are you listening to?"" ""It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great."" ""..."""

"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."

"1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me."

"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."

"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"

"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"

"how many pop punkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one to drop it and four to two step and PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!"

"How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!* heh heh heh..."