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Joke of the Day
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."
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"What's the difference between skinny and squat? I never took a skinny on a girl's chest."
"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"
"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"
"Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."
"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"
"What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend? The knife has a point."
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"
"I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I ""overreact."""