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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."
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"I like jokes that don't take long to read."
"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."
"*lays in bed* ""Did I leave the oven on? When's the last time I even baked anything? Like 6 months? I should probably still check to be sure"""
"I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening""."
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"Every man has two heads... One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions."