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Joke of the Day
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets."
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"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
"What does a catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common.....They both came in a little behind"
"A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower. Or caring that I exist or whatever."
"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"The Hurricane came through here like a tornado -Lady on the News just now I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."
"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."
"What could be a good name for a really inappropriate French porno? The Princess and the Frog"