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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
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"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."
"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."
"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."
"Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake."
"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"
"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."
"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"
"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"