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Joke of the Day

"What does a catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common.....They both came in a little behind"

"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."

"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."

"My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea"

"I'm really not a fast driver I just don't like having anyone in front of me... Officer"

"I think that reddit's lockdown was an entirely democratic process... achieved completely by popular voat"

"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""

"What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent."

"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."

"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"