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Joke of the Day
"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."
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"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"
"Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism? Me: I've been.. Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: Coffin. Doc: get out"
"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"
"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."
"[Girl's night out] Girl 1: Omg I haven't had sex in so long, I swear I have cobwebs down there Spider-Man's GF: *nervous laugh* HAHA SAME"
"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"
"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""
"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."
"[proctologist's office] ME: *unzipping pants nervously* PROCTOLOGIST: You're nervous, that's normal, but please zip my pants back up."