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Joke of the Day

"The Hurricane came through here like a tornado -Lady on the News just now I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."

"What do you call an all female traveling band Mobile broadband"

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"

"Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once? Elephants have good memory"

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"Why do college students already get up at 7? Because the supermarket closes at 7:30"

"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"

"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."