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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."

"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."

"My friend left his job at a nut factory... Cause they paid him peanuts..."

"i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life. i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either"

"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"

"If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself."

"I consider you a female sheep Gotta say it aloud. *ewe"

"How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed? By the ""M"" on his pajamas."

"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."

"Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !"