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Joke of the Day

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Why did the TV execs decide not to create a new reality show about philosophers? Because it would only be for a Neitzsche audience"

"Do math majors get degrees or radians?"

"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."

"Wanna hear a short joke ? Wanna hear another one ?"

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."