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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"
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"Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet... ...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summer that."
"It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich."
"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."
"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"
"The Joke They Don't Tell Idiots Sorry bro, can't tell you"
"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"
"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"
"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""