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Joke of the Day

"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""

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"My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
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"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"
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"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."
"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."