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Joke of the Day

"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"

"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."

"Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus."

"What currency do they use in space? Star bucks."

"Last week I tried talking to a politician about rape laws... She couldn't see where I was coming from."

"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"

"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"

"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !"