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Joke of the Day

"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."

"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""

"Where do people in Ghana go to watch football? The Ghanarena"

"John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK. Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him. *Ba dum tss*"

"A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it."

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."

"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Humans' ability to classify living organisms."

"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."