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Joke of the Day

"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."

"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""

"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."

"My friend David lost his I.D. Now we just call him Dave."

"NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"Today is national Radio day. Do you copy? 10-4"

"I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. Maybe I should slow down and use a lubricant."

"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."