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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"
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"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."
"What did the two tampons have in common? They were both stuck up bitches"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."
"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"
"A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'"
"Sorry champ, but getting ""promoted"" from fries to drive-thru is not a promotion."
"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."
"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"
"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"