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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"
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"That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away."
"Why are planes strong? Because they can LIFT"
"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"
"After my prostrate exam, the nurse asked me an interesting question. She asked ""Who was the guy in the lab coat?"""
"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."
"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"
"Would Orlando Bloom? No, but Elijah Wood."