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Joke of the Day

"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"

"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."

"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."

"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"

"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""

"lol these ppl ""don't see race"" right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they're 18th century anthropologists"

"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"

"What do u call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."

"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."

"Why is the word ""clit"" so fun to say? It just rolls off the tongue."