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"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."
"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies? Swallows"
"There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them."
"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."
"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future."
"How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend? His clean fingers."
"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."