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Joke of the Day
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
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"He said he wanted to ""put more than just words in my mouth"" and I was like ""I hope you mean hamburgers."""
"My 85 year old Grandfather just burned me so hard... Me: ""Hey Pup, know what I've been thinking?"" Pup: ""Is that what I smell burning?"""
"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"
"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
"A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind! Knock,Knock... Who is there? ... Old Lady Lahey... ... Old Lady Lahey Who? ... Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"
"Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise."
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
"What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very hungry."