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Joke of the Day
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
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"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
"What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? High Noon."
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"
"Why isn't ebola airborne? Because niggers can't fly"
"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."
"Important Work Of 21st Century... The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it."
"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."
"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"