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Joke of the Day
"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"
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"Once you've mastered being a surgeon... ... operating just become an exercise in patients."
"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"
"My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon So am like...you want to be a ditto?"
"I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down."
"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"
"I told a boy I loved him once. We were 6. He punched my arm & stole my cake. Life lesson. Never lose sight of what's important. #Cake."
"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"
"My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said ""not now"" so wish us luck we're officially married."