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Joke of the Day
"Fat, single and ready for a Pringle."
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"The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out"
"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"
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"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."
"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."
"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""