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Joke of the Day
"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
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"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"If Barrack Obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay."
"How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel? When you call the front desk and say, ""I gotta leak in my sink,"" and the clerk replies, ""okay, Go ahead."""
"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."
"I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there."
"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."
"What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva? One is a hunt on a course."
"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"