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"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."
"Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high."
"Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults? You'd spill your drink."
"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."
"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."
"Money's short"
"The hot chick I hooked up with last night must be a Berny Sanders fan... Because when I went to go pee, I could feel the burn."
"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"
"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"