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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
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"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"
"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"
"The squiggly red lines in Word documents are your computer's allergic reaction to dumb."
"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"
"Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."
"It's good times for German geologists As they have discovered a large deposit of gemulichkeit."
"Its been so long since I've had sex, my next time can't possibly be bad. For my partner, however, its guaranteed."
"I'm going to throw an awesome surprise party for my daughter when she gets home and realizes I know that she snuck out! SURPRISE!"