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Joke of the Day
"Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise."
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"I got a 100 on my test! Because it was the answer to problem number 3 and not even the right answer."
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"A man walked into a bar. ""Ouch"""
"My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ""ruined"" her birthday... ..I'm not sure how that's possible, I didn't even know it was her fucking birthday."
"[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails"
"I feel bad for people who suck at simulations. You can say, for them, i feel... Sim-pathetic! (Ba-dum-tuss)"
"""Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine."""
"Mariah Carey That awesome performance. Update: thanks for helping me get to the front page of r/jokes"
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"