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Joke of the Day
"What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very hungry."
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"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."
"Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?"
"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."
"I just want someone to like me. Not you. I meant someone pretty."
"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."
"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."
"I sometimes pretend to hate Nickelback more than I do so you will like me."
"TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old. So when do you have the sex talk?"