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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."

"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."

"These new drone regulations... I had to register my two sticks of butter with the FAA. It was so much trouble just to see my butter fly."

"When robots take over, information will be measured in terrorbytes. Just something I came up with =)"

"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"

"Cannibal and Girlfriend What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass."

"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."