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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"
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"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"
"I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest"
"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""
"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"
"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."
"Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?"
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"