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Joke of the Day
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
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"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"I started a cold air balloon business. I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."
"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."
"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"
"I'm not saying she faked her orgasm, all I'm saying is my p enis wasn't even in."
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"
"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"
"GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude"
"How do you know you're in a redneck family? When your sister's pussy tastes like your dad's dick."