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Joke of the Day

"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."

"Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper."

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."

"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."

"What is the difference between 'light' and 'hard'? I can sleep with a light on."

"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"

"What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before."

"Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects."

"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."