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Joke of the Day
"Cannibal and Girlfriend What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
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"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"*goes to grocery store *puts ""gently used"" sticker on all their cucumbers"
"Why is the man with the world record largest penis so depressed? He just didn't fit in."
"I started seeing a psychic. I knew she was good because she told me she's voted best in the city 2017 and 2018."
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."
"What's the most polite meal? Peas and franks."
"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."