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Joke of the Day
"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."
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"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."
"What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Long John Silvers."
"Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder."
"Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my shit together & yet still insult me for being full of it?"
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."
"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"
"Bruce Jenner, substantiated proof... Women are worse drivers."
"A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard."