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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: I'll stop asking you to take our family to Disneyland Me: You finally understand we can't afford it 5: You should just send me"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter made it out the chamber alive"

"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"

"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."

"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."

"Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."

"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."