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Joke of the Day
"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"
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"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned."
"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"
"I shouldn't be entrusted with responsibility. I took my pet rock to the lake for an afternoon of swimming... He drowned. RIP Dwayne"
"What kind of gun does a firefighter have? A water gun."
"[At historic site] Guide: Questions? Me: What's the wifi password? G: I meant about 19th century life. M: Oh....Dost thou have thy password?"
"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"
"I'm really worried about this Harry Potter kid. Seems like he's definitely gonna die."
"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"
"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"