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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between red wine and women I let the red wine breathe when I'm having sex with it."

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"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."
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"My penis is so long When i put it on my keyboard, it covers all the way from A to Z"
"My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up"
"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."