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Joke of the Day
"The Class of 2019"
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"We all make mistakes... especially your parents!"
"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."
"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"
"My sex life is exactly like my shopping. I do it all online."
"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? Takes longer to pick up."
"So I've got this friend Dan. But when Dan gets mad, he seems kinda girly. Because when Dan gets mad, *Danielle*."
"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."