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Joke of the Day
"The Class of 2019"
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"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"
"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"
"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""
"A man goes to the doctor... and he says, ""Doc, my eye hurts when I drink coffee."" Doctor says, ""Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"""
"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ""boogie"" in it."
"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."
"What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator."
"[walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me"