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Joke of the Day

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."

"Death is a part of life... Specifically the last part."

"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."

"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."

"What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone"

"What's black and smells like people? Black People"

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."