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Joke of the Day
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"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"
"What did the Duck say to the Prostitute? ""Put it on my bill"""
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