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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """

"Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? He got pissed off"

"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."

"My therapist keeps telling me to stop dating women who believe in the healing powers of crystals and I'm all like, ""Nope."""

"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"

"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"

"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."

"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"

"Some people are like Slinkies... Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."