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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads."

"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."

"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."

"Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried"

"No matter how much you push an envelope It will always be stationary"

"A fun prank if your roommate is a cartoon character is to draw clothes on the mirror so he leaves the house not realizing he's naked."

"KEIRA KNIGHTLEY DOESN'T EXIST Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist? A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds."

"Whats up Cake? Muffin"

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"