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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"
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"What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic? One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian."
"Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips"
"Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?"
"Brake fluid I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."
"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"
"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"