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Joke of the Day

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago."

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""

"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"

"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."

"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."

"What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common? Who?"

"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"