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Joke of the Day

"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."

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"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"
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