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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"

"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."

"What is a java programmers favorite bird? A BlueJ"

"If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?"

"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine."

"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls."

"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."