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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"
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"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"
"I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ... ... when suddenly I realized why the baseball had been getting bigger."
"For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.."
"Who do you call when you need a dock fixed? A docktor."
"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."
"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"
"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"
"We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam? Mark: That's right."
"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."