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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call when you need a dock fixed? A docktor."
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"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
"was about to ask this girl on a date until i saw her click firefox instead of chrome"
"Dirty skanks are not prime mates"
"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"
"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."
"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."
"My grandpa is just like a plant. If you don't feed him, he'll die. Plus, he's super quiet when he's in the room watching you have sex."
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."
"Did you know... Jesus created cross-fit. I guess you could say I really nailed that one."