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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call when you need a dock fixed? A docktor."
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"My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."
"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."
"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"
"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."
"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"
"Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying."
"People are often shocked when I tell them I'm single because I scream it at them while sliding open their shower curtain."