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"For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.."
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"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"
"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"
"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"
"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
"As I've gotten older, I've realized the world can be seen through a million perspectives. Mine and 999,999 wrong ones."
"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."
"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."