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Joke of the Day

"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."

"Why did the climate change denier oversleep? He wasn't worried about all that alarmism."

"America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone."

"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."

"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"

"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"

"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."