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Joke of the Day
"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."
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"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why."
"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"Steven Tyler jokes Just a normal guy looking for some Steven Tyler jokes."
"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."
"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"
"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."