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Joke of the Day

"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"

"If you love somebody... Let them go. If they come back, no one wanted them."

"There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are. You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."

"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."

"How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure."

"50% of Canada Is the letter A"

"What is the difference between your Mum and a sack of green apples? Your Mums a slut!"

"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."

"Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys? On Death's drawer."

"I asked a Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve"