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Joke of the Day

"Very Cheesy Joke Friend : Hey dude did you see that thing i posted on /r/pcmasterrace? Me : Yeah I ""readit"" (reddit)"

"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"

"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"

"Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day... ...and when Lucy saw him she said ""I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."""

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"

"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."

"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."

"I was gonna tell you a pizza joke... But it was too cheesy."

"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"