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Joke of the Day

"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."

"What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."

"The trick to being happy is to keep a positive outlook: For example, my ongoing effort to break the world record for most ramen eaten while single is going great!"

"My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today. He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy."

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"

"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"

"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."

"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"