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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"

"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."

"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"

"We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...? Because he's married. ;_; (I'll see myself out)."

"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."

"Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel? He needed a place to crash."

"Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth."

"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""