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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."

"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."

"I think I was Italian, in a pasta life."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."

"What do British nuclear engineers eat? Fission chips."

"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"

"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face."